Vasectomy

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Re: Vasectomy

Post by minderbinder » Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:34 pm

maybe you could get some ketamin?
scary stuff to me, but if one likes it i bet that would be just the right thing for such procedures ...
500 extra, that's hard ...
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Re: Vasectomy

Post by Khnum93 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:33 pm

I had a vasectomy. It didn't hurt during the procedure. Local anesthesia. Now after it wore off I felt it and I was at home. I was given an RX for codine. So I took my meds and smoked a communal smoking thingy. All good. I went to work the next day and was walking around funny as I recall. I had to use a condom for awhile, so that I wouldn't get my ex pg because she stopped the pill. I really hate those things, it's like screwing the 4th dimension.....So, Teeko, the fun part is giving a sample to see if your little soldiers are not showing up. Get out your favorite porn, if you have any or get a new vid. Happy whacking. ..I had to give up two samples before they said all clear.

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Re: Vasectomy

Post by Flapjack » Sun Oct 14, 2012 1:53 pm

but than you can't shoot loads

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Re: Vasectomy

Post by teeko » Fri May 24, 2013 7:33 am

1:30 pm est today, going under the scalpel...errrr...scalpel-less technically, whatever.

Keflex, vicodin and valium is what they give at this place. The last place said they just use a local anesthetic so this is a giant leap forward.

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Re: Vasectomy

Post by witchammer » Sat May 25, 2013 8:32 pm

My woman is four months prego with my forth kid. 1200 seem a good deal combined with the drugs. Do you think they will let me smoke em

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Re: Vasectomy

Post by GK77 » Sun May 26, 2013 8:18 am

I'm getting this done soon too. Dont want wifey having the comparable procedure, tubal ligation i think its called. anyways, pray for vico and vali to come my way.
F#@% local.
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Re: Vasectomy

Post by teeko » Sun May 26, 2013 9:03 am

witchammer wrote:My woman is four months prego with my forth kid. 1200 seem a good deal combined with the drugs. Do you think they will let me smoke em
$1200 turned into only $150 with meds! and why you keep talkin bout smoking weird stuff lately? hahahaha

After insurance it only cost me $150 for the procedure and $36 each for the first 3 office visits(Ive only been to one so far).
GK77 wrote:I'm getting this done soon too. Dont want wifey having the comparable procedure, tubal ligation i think its called. anyways, pray for vico and vali to come my way.
F#@% local.
No scalpel in office procedure right? Fuck local what? Oh, they give local anesthetic also, first the clean wipe down, then the povidone-iodine, then the local, then chit chat while it numbs up, then 10 minutes later your walking out the door. I took a peak at my vas stretched outside of my nut sack, it was pretty gross. :ugeek: Not as gross as I thought it would be though. Just kind of...oh, neat, haha, lay back down... :)

It wasnt bad. These last 2 nights of sleeping have sucked though. Make sure to take the hydro with a couple of advil before bed, as them babies swell up big while your sleeping. Ice'm up good while your are awake and resting. You have to sleep in a fucking cup the first 3 nights, a jock strap athletic supporter. This is the first time I have ever worn one in my life and it fucking sucks! Its probably the worst part about this after the occasional kicked in the balls feeling the first 24 hours.

My urologist does vasectomies only on Fridays, so the people getting them can recoup over the weekend and lose less time at work. I was vas#3 out of 3 total. Vas#1 ended up going numb and pissing all over the doctor. Vas#2 cried the entire time, even before he had his pants off. I saw vas#2 in the hallway as I was coming in, he was waddling like an overweight duck, pale white and comes up and gives me a hug and tells me good luck then waddles slowly in tears whimpering into the elevator. The crazy fuck rode a MOTORCYCLE to the procedure! I bet hes really crying now eh?
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Re: Vasectomy

Post by Capsaicin » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:17 am

Aren't there natural herbs or someway to withhold ejaculation. Mind projection of making all your sperm infertile might work too. I don't like Vasectomies because my brother got one at the ending up divorcing the wife that duped coerced him to get one.
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Re: Vasectomy

Post by Flapjack » Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:31 am

They don't use droogas? I find that hard to believe.

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