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teeko
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Vasectomy

Post by teeko » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:25 am

MODERN vasectomy. Not too interested in hearing about the old'en days of chopping things open. No-scalpel, laser, etc.

So, whats the low down?

Looking up places. I will be requesting...no, requiring conscious sedation. Fuck your 'man up to the pain', im not having it. No way do I want to FEEL someone grinding around my testes.

Thoughts and opinions on this 'no scalpel vasectomy'?
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Re: Vasectomy

Post by minderbinder » Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:52 pm

errm ... local anaesthesia?
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Re: Vasectomy

Post by teeko » Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:57 pm

Yeah, no, fuck that. Not enough for me. Pleasure not pain. No thanks.
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Re: Vasectomy

Post by minderbinder » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:07 pm

well, can't you maybe have a "short anaesthesia" (what's the apropriat word for that in english?)
had that for an endoscopic kidney stone'ektomy - couldn't even stand the thought of having that while conscious, since i had the "luck" beeing able to watch this procedure several times.

btw.: when woke up i felt grreat ... but only untill i had to take a tinkle, ayyy :D

So i'd ask for a anaesthesia anyway, not any local mumbo jumbo, i mean, piercing the family jewels with big needles ... ouuuh ... then i could just as good have cut it without any medication right away. Strange, i can feel sweat dripping from my upper lip while thinking of it ... Btw.: now that i think of it - i can't believe they'd do that while conscious, are you sure? Elseway don't worry, on the street you'd probably have to pay an awful lot of money for such a buzz incl. a whole bunch of highly paid specialists as sitters :)
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Re: Vasectomy

Post by witchammer » Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:51 pm

I pay good money for pain on the vein

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Re: Vasectomy

Post by minderbinder » Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:55 am

hm, what would you pay for an online treatment? i'm a graduate male nurse, i bet i could find out where it hurts best :D
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Re: Vasectomy

Post by Flapjack » Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:42 pm

Say teeko why do you want a vasectomy what the hell's wrong with you?

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Re: Vasectomy

Post by teeko » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:11 am

Well Flapjack, already spread my seed and passed on the genetics. Its not the 1800's so I dont need any child slave labor. So why keep makin' babes'? Condoms suck, wife cant take any 'o rings', copper, pills, shots, etc. so its up to me.

And yes, here in USA the modern vasectomy is performed IN A DOCTORS OFFICE !!!!!! Not even a fucking private room, just an office. Supposedly only 10 minutes to finish and just local. NO WAY!!! Laser or no laser I am not watching them yack at my wang. I hear it feels like getting kicked in the crotch by a giant space horse when the cauterize the tubage.
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Re: Vasectomy

Post by minderbinder » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:45 pm

what do you pay for that medical giant horse kick in the crotch?
can't you find another tortu ... err, doctor that is doing it with anaesthesia? or will it be too expensive, then?
oh america, no country for sissies - only full blown masochists wellcome ...

under that circumstances i wouldn't have it done, even if i had a spurting disease and spunk would drip out of my trousers legs where ever i went and everybody would call me spunky and the sperm banks would fight each other to get me as customer and i slipped that often on my own holy seed all the time that no life insurance would welcome me because my life expectancy was so low because of that and because i was spurting out my spinal marrow, no, sir!
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Re: Vasectomy

Post by teeko » Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:39 am

Hahahahaha

It's about 700$ with no droogas. Around 1200$ with droogas.
Maybe ill just bring my own droogas like last time I went to the dentist.
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