My Russian Bride

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Fire Lord
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My Russian Bride -

Post by Fire Lord » Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:21 pm

I am thinking about ordering a Russian Bride. Does anyone have any comments, ideals, or suggestions? I heard that they have to live with you for two years, before they can split, but for some reason I doubt this.

Has anyone here ever ordered a Russian Bride, or know someone who has?

Or perhaps there are better countries to order from?

Let the Lord know.
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scyhop:per
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Re: My Russian Bride -

Post by scyhop:per » Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:35 pm

You could always hit the local pub, order a slew of Black Russians, and wake up with a bride free of charge.

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jbmac
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Re: My Russian Bride -

Post by jbmac » Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:46 pm

My opinion - bad idea - too easy to get burned. I would look into
getting a fake lady, like http://www.realdoll.com or http://www.dollforum.com
and try before you buy a real bride. Better to look for love when you don't need it. I wish you well, but in the USA, getting married and divorced quickly means losing 2/3 of your assets!

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quantumbrujo
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Re: My Russian Bride -

Post by quantumbrujo » Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:57 pm

Fire Lord wrote:I am thinking about ordering a Russian Bride. Does anyone have any comments, ideals, or suggestions? I heard that they have to live with you for two years, before they can split, but for some reason I doubt this.

Has anyone here ever ordered a Russian Bride, or know someone who has?

Or perhaps there are better countries to order from?

Let the Lord know.




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Don't you guys in the middle east have like 7 wives,and are really big on this polygami.why would you want an other one? Unless of course you have no wife and are the shy introvert type of guy who doesn't have any success picking up women.you gotta have a good pick-up line I have one I can suggest to you that will either get you laid or get you a slap in the face.you say "hey baby,you got a beautiful smile,I'd like to cum all over it"
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420_4life
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Re: My Russian Bride -

Post by 420_4life » Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:30 pm

I have always fancied russians, for some reason, I find them very attractive and sexy, I would love to go to russia one day and have a hay day, I dont know about ordering a bride, I thought u were a little desperate when you were attempting to pick up george in the flame pit, this proves how low you will go.
I wouldnt doubt that your into the internation sex trade industry

peace
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Foxglove
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Re: My Russian Bride -

Post by Foxglove » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:30 pm

Arent you afraid all those women could form an alliance and turn against you?
I only say that because Russian gals can be extremely strong and influential. LOL! Fire Lord may be starting WWIII!!!
Could you IMAGINE...
You must be very brave.

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whiterasta
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Re: My Russian Bride -

Post by whiterasta » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:58 pm

A man living with a dozen women is not brave he is stupid. At least half of them are cycling together(and I ain't talkin' bicycling) most of a month. Besides isn't it an old arabic saying that women are for babies and boys for fun?( no need to answer I know it is:eek: ) Maybe Thailand,eh?

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alice
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Re: My Russian Bride -

Post by alice » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:24 pm

jesus christ, how much pot do i have to smoke until this turns me on???

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Re: My Russian Bride -

Post by crazydewman » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:31 pm

a lot, and you'd need to smokeeven more first to pay that much for it.

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quantumbrujo
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Re: My Russian Bride -

Post by quantumbrujo » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:02 pm

http://www.realdoll.com or http://www.dollforum.com


seriously jbmac, don't tell me you actually own one of these.
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