Why Flapjack has no girlfriend

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Post by Flapjack » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:15 pm

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You'd probably think, "Hey this guy's got his shit right." But I don't have ANYTHING right!

Why am I so photogenic and remain anonymous?
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Post by Maslow » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:27 pm

you've got the looks...they will come in time.

remember what we've said....take care of your self and don't be on the prowl.

I promise it works...

I saw your guitar video...go play a writers night somewhere....You are in Fayetteville, AR right? Lots of girls up there....go over to Eureka Springs..play a writers night a a bar over there..that's a pretty diverse place..more your style I suspect.

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Post by Flapjack » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:30 pm

el paso tx

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Post by Flapjack » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:36 pm

I think my problem is that I need to masturbate MORE often.

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Post by teeko » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:37 pm

lose the wranglers.

you ARE in Texas after all.

:P

walking around not giving a fuck switches the magnet on. don't shower first off. you have to smell like a man not a whoa man.
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Post by witchammer » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:46 pm

steers and queers

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Post by Flapjack » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:50 pm

fuckin bullshit dude... I dont even comb my hair, it looks like I just woke up 24/7

I dont care

I'll just type eleven

see I think I'm half elven

but my minds too seldom

at rest

at best

I'm the dude in a vest hiding behind your chest

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Post by catfishrivers » Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:05 pm

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Post by teeko » Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:35 pm

Just move to California. Texas sucks.
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