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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend -

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:46 pm
by witchammer
Nice new clothes is something men don't notice but women see before anything

Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend -

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:40 pm
by Solomon
witchammer wrote:Nice new clothes is something men don't notice but women see before anything
Woman may notice new clothes, but if you look repulsive no amount of clothes will help, i bought quite a few new clothes including a seriously cool lambretta casual suit jacket for £130, looks great...looks like shit on me though. Im forever buying face washes, shaving stuff, hair stuff, clothes..even a fucking face tanner thing, im such a woman...but none of it helps. I must look like a vain bastard spending hours in front of a mirror only to give up and not go out because i look like crap. Wash face, shave, do hair...think my hair looks 'ok'...my skin always looks like shit though..pace about for 5 mins, look in the mirror again and everything is just fucked, i haven't done anything but walk about but it's not the same as i left it....rinse and repeat the above for hours at a time. Different mirrors make me look shit or shitter, lighting is the worst as well, i may look 'ok' in one bathroom mirror, in another i look like crap, and don't even mention daylight! Fuck, my skin and hair go from shitty to unbelievably shitty, that's why i prefer night. Bollocks to it all...and sorry for the rant! the clothes post just reminded me of how much £££ i spend to achieve nothing but getting more depressed. :lol:


But yes flapjack, getting geared up may help. And i was being honest about that zoosk earlier btw, you can look for girls in your local area. I have heard a lot of people have met through zoosk, might be strange at first but if you really want a relationship you should explore all options.

Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend -

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:54 pm
by teeko
I just use water most of the time. Its the best solvent! Fuck all those products and there chemicals which cause who knows what kind of effects!

Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend -

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:27 pm
by Maslow
when I went from mid level management to being an administrator of a hospital...wearing suits..having an upper level job...everything changed with the ladies...Everything...the hottest ones were suddenly available.

the only other time I saw such an effect was when I was in a band....the chicks were there after the show. Different level of chicks..but hot all the same

Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend -

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:07 am
by Solomon
Maslow wrote:when I went from mid level management to being an administrator of a hospital...wearing suits..having an upper level job...everything changed with the ladies...Everything...the hottest ones were suddenly available.

the only other time I saw such an effect was when I was in a band....the chicks were there after the show. Different level of chicks..but hot all the same
So what you are basically saying is most woman are shallow whores??? :|

Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend -

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:43 am
by Metanoian
teeko wrote:I am ENFP - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Same thing I have tested as my whole life - except for a while when I was testing as INFP(Introverted), but that was a very weird time of my life.
I always test as INTJ. Introverted Intuitive Thinking Judging. I've been introverted all of my life. I'm just more comfortable that way, most of the time.
Solomon wrote:So what you are basically saying is most woman are shallow whores??? :|
Yep. Not just women though, men too. It is a generalization, but it's true. There are far more shallow whores out there than people who care about personality and intellect.

Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend -

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:20 am
by Solomon
teeko wrote:I just use water most of the time. Its the best solvent! Fuck all those products and there chemicals which cause who knows what kind of effects!
I use all natural stuff, i even make my own face washes, shaving soaps, hair waxes etc on the odd occasion..mostly i make my own face wash though and buy natural products for the other stuff. 8-) I was thinking of selling on ebay before i found out there is a shedload of people doing it already, not much point really...even though mine is the best! :D

Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend -

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:45 pm
by Flapjack
no, I think I figured it out...

I don't have text messaging

Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend -

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:48 pm
by witchammer
Flappy doesn't have a GF because he is always running around asking everybody, "whats wrong with me, why don't I have a girlfriend".

Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend -

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:51 pm
by Flapjack
I dont have a girlfriend because I'm constantly having to hide an erection.