Why Flapjack has no girlfriend

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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend

Post by Flapjack » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:53 am

I'm bored. I got to buy some coke = dip nigger.

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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend

Post by Flapjack » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:55 am

I eat a sonic sundae and then throw the trash out of the window = dip shit nigger

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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend

Post by Flapjack » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:56 am

My dip shit nigger girlfriend got me a dip shit nigger dog for Christmas and I leave my roommates to take care of it = dip shit fucking nigger.

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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend

Post by Flapjack » Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:02 am

He's only 19, so I cut him some slack, but he's kind of a dumb ass.

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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend

Post by Flapjack » Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:22 am

Who the heck wants a girlfriend anyway? They're retarded.

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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend

Post by jbmac » Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:20 pm

My wife is rarely in the mood for sex, so I got a pretty doll built to give great BJs, and use her when the wife is too tired, etc. No disease, no baggage, prettiest face I've ever seen, I just ask her if I can cum on her face and make her nod yes, wipe mr. Happy on her pretty face and boom, I am satisfied, cleanup is easy, I feel like I got a real sex experience, better living using fantasy and a pretty face.

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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend

Post by Flapjack » Sat Feb 01, 2014 10:27 pm

I believe we'd be better off without boners.

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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend

Post by Flapjack » Sun Feb 02, 2014 12:59 am

I started researching a little about non-genital orgasms. That is orgasms without stimulating the genitals, like some kind of full body thing initiated by the mind only. Apparently women can orgasm during birth, too. That's some fucked up shit.

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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend

Post by minderbinder » Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:30 am

me! mee!! want that - an orgasm without "dopa-loss"(?) and unfelt pleasures anyway. hrmpf. am kind of a frustrated maniac with this. a hands-free would also be okay for the beginning :)
Bhagwan told me not to worry. If i do it'll make me sorry. Alright.

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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend

Post by Flapjack » Sun Jun 15, 2014 9:02 pm

Were you serious, Jbmac?

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