Why Flapjack has no girlfriend

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Post by catfishrivers » Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:15 pm

You just need to clone yourself, throw a wig on it, and get used to anal.
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Post by witchammer » Sun Aug 15, 2010 12:16 pm

catfishrivers wrote:You just need to clone yourself, throw a wig on it, and get used to anal.
Or just get one of those cloned sheep and let the sheep get used to anal!

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Post by jackaroe » Sun Aug 15, 2010 12:32 pm

catfishrivers wrote:You just need to clone yourself, throw a wig on it, and get used to anal.
Hey now, I supported your last response cfr, but I'm not going to "back you up" on this one. :D

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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend -

Post by Solomon » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:55 am

Flapjack wrote:I think I know why...

It's because I'm quiet.

fuck the free world

I'll just write poems and recite them when I speak.
Yes, woman like loud, confident men. I have seen it with my own eyes, have a friend who can get any woman he wants by being charming, loud and confident. It's fascinating to watch them fall head over heels for him. Many say not all woman are as shallow as that, or find the same things attractive...i disagree, i have yet to see him fail once he starts talking to a woman.

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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend -

Post by teeko » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:31 am

I suggest taking your Myers-Briggs personality type test. Both flap and solomon, and anyone else who has yet to do so. Also give a run through the Keirsey Temperament Sorter.

I am ENFP - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Same thing I have tested as my whole life - except for a while when I was testing as INFP(Introverted), but that was a very weird time of my life.
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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend -

Post by Solomon » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:01 pm

Those personality tests look dodgy, i never trust those types of things...are they accurate? I have tried many that were wrong, like political ideology ones etc.

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Post by teeko » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:43 pm

Myers-Briggs and Keirsy tests are not trying to fuck with you. They just tell things that are proven(in a scientific manner) repeatedly. You will probably not find some crazy insight or anything 'magic' - just an interesting point of view on the various psyches of man.

Jung & Myers Briggs typology test
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

You don't have to agree or 'associate' yourself with any specific 'type' - but its interesting to see how very accurate they are - then compare with other things, which I shall not get into yet or possibly ever.
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Post by Maslow » Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:23 pm

they are legit test and can be insightful...

not sure how that will help someone get a date...but will give one insight into their own psyche.

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Post by teeko » Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:31 pm

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Re: Why Flapjack has no girlfriend -

Post by Solomon » Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:53 pm

Hmm i will try that one you linked to teeko, oh and im not looking for a date...flap is though i imagine. Maybe he will soon reach the same conclusion i have and come to terms with the fact that some people are simply not built to attract woman and form relationships. And that pic is brilliant :lol:

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