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Post by Flapjack » Mon May 31, 2010 6:19 am

Has anyone ever tried this shit lol?

I'm going to come out and say it, I tried this shit on and off for about a year when I was 18. After fears of nerve damage I stopped and came to the conclusion that it was not worth it.

I didn't do the extreme shit, just the standered jelq every now and then.

I think it might have increased my flaced state, but no noticable increase can be seen on boner size.

I think there's some truth to it, but I think some of it is way too extreme and probably harmful to your body. But the standard Jelq seems legit. I had even read of it as an ancient practice among tribal cultures.

But it also sounds a little dangerous. I wouldn't recomend trying it, I've experienced no negative side effects from it, but I've read some horror stories on the net that scared the shit out of me so I won't be trying it again.
Jelqing is a method intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. This technique, also called "milking", involves wrapping the thumb and index finger around the penis while semi-erect and repeatedly drawing them away from one's body to force blood into the glans, thus encouraging more vascularity in the corpus cavernosum and associated tissues. There is no scientific evidence that this technique actually works.

Risks that exist from this exercise are: burst blood vessels, sometimes causing bleeding from the urethra (which can lead to infection and other complications if not taken care of), and temporary or even permanent erectile dysfunction[citation needed].

There are many products (tools, instructions, etc.) that one can buy; however, much of what they offer (instructions) is available on forums and free websites.

Jelqing is typically preceded by a warm-up with a hot compress on the genitals, and concluded the same way. The reasoning behind the 'warm-up' mimics the normal operation of the biological processes of the penis during the four stages of arousal. The third stage is heat. At this stage the smooth muscles of the 'glans' can easily expand to their present greatest potential size.
Sounds sort of legit. I've heard of niacin being used to increase the size of your penis in the same way.

Not that I have a small penis, I'm just perverted.
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Post by Flapjack » Tue Jun 01, 2010 6:41 am

Don't act like you guys aren't impressed

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Post by teeko » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:45 am

That does not sound comfortable!

What about using a wet cloth in the shower, draped over the tip, then Lift/Lower like a crane to exercise the thrust muscle?
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Post by Flapjack » Tue Jun 01, 2010 7:23 pm

I used a big cup of steaming water and dunked my junk in it for 20 minutes...

On second thought, I don't think this crap is legit at all...

I read how it actually decreases the size of your penis by just stressing the shit out of it... and dick cancer is by far my worst fear of all!!

My dream of being a pornstar is ruined! :cry:

I heard you usually have to start out doing gay porn and then eventually you move up to the big leagues...

Keeping that in mind... porn stars are pretty discusting...

God, they make like crane devices that stretch your dong out that looks really violent...

I wouldn't try this at all...

enless you have like a 4 inch penis...

than go for it... you need all the help you can get.
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Post by nepalnt21 » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:20 pm

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Post by Lemmiwinks » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:44 am

Just when I think I've seen it all in your posts..... you go and prove me wrong! : )
I don't think that will be the way to go.... the herb, tonkat ali, is supposed to make your testes produce more testosterone and cause a "puberty-like" increase in the size of the penis and testes, don't know if it works, but if you try it and it does, let us know...

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Post by catfishrivers » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:32 am

Just date tiny women if it's not big enough. It's all a matter of proportion and perspective.
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Post by Lemmiwinks » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:40 am

Sounds like he's more interested in it for the novelty, rather than some feeling of inadequecy.... could be wrong though....? But that's what I gathered. But if I was going to attempt something like that, I'd sure go the herbal route.... the process outlined above sounds downright dangerous, or atleast painful...

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Post by Metanoian » Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:01 am

I suppose I have to jump in here.

I practice jelqing and it does work. I agree that there are some extreme workouts/methods out there, and I stay well away from those. I look at it as a way to exercise your penis. I've been into exercising and keeping fit for a while now, and that's how I found out about this. Actually from a friend who is obsessed with working out and took too many steroids when he was younger :lol:

There are whole forums dedicated to jelqing and natural penile enlargement. It does work, if you find a method that you're comfortable with. I have never really felt inadequate in that area, but it does make me feel like I'm more healthy in that area, and I have much more stamina and lasting power since discovering it. I'm a fairly big guy anyway, so I didn't really need any length or girth. But hey, I'm not going to complain about any gains. The risk of injury is pretty minimal if you're careful and listen to your body. You always have to let your body recover, when doing any kind of workout. I'm way more afraid of those pills like viagra than something like a simple stretching exercise.
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Post by Flapjack » Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:31 am

HAHAA!!!!! YES!!!

Have you observed any noticeable gains dioxippus?

The reasons why I stopped is first off, I'm lazy and second off, I really have read some horror stories about it... nightmare stories... penis shrinkage, impotence and even dick cancer...

It's just such a sacred place, I don't know what I would do if I pissed blood or came blood or just shrivled up and couldn't cum at all!

... how long have you been doing it?

Like I said, I tried it out on and off for about a year when I was 18, but it's hard to tell if it did anything... Plus I see these porn stars with a bat shaped dong. You know, where it's skinnier at the base and actually becomes thicker toward the tip.

Who wants a fucked up penis that looks like that? All those assholes can't even get it all the way up... it's just weird looking.

I read that this was an effect of jelqing. And I think I would rather not have an enormous penis if it came out looking all mest up like that.

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