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A Thank You From Michelle Obama...

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:52 pm
by Cultosaurus
Subject: Please vote for My Husband


Dear American Taxpayer

For only the second time in my adult life, I am not
ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard
working American people for paying $242 thousand
dollars for my vacation in Spain .

My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends,
my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.

Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed
in a $2,500.00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.

Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two
and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged
along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.
By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol ,
I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant
in Marbella ; great lobster with rice and oysters!
I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty,
but what can you do if you're not in Europe , you have to just grin and bear it?

Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate
according to Government Accounting Office reports)
only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip
and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2.

These are only rough estimates, but they are close.
That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend
Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American
citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and
drive less too, so we can lessen our combined
carbon footprint.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling
to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet.
So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you
find work soon.

I was really exhausted after Barack took our family
on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago.
I just had to get away for a few days.

Michelle (Moochelle) Obama

P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip
to India from which we just returned!

P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to
Martha's Vineyard; it was fabulous.

And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our
dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children
could have him with us while we were away from the
White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn't
take him on Air Force One because he might pee
on some wires or something.

P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for
our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000
square foot house was great!

P.SSSs don't forget my ski trip to Vail this winter
and now the girls and I are in Africa with my mom,
to see Barack's family.
All this while Barack golf’s and campaigns to
keep my trips coming for the next 4 years !
Love Ya!Remember, we all have to share the pain of these
economic times equally!

Love to -redistribute- share- the wealth.

Re: A Thank You From Michelle Obama...

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:24 am
by soulsvr1
The sad part is we are going to be supporting these people the rest of their life.+ a security team, and insurance. FOR LIFE.
wouldnt that be nice

Re: A Thank You From Michelle Obama...

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:21 pm
by skunkjar
Obama is a TRAITOR. He is giving the US away to the UN at an even faster pace than Clinton, Bush or Bush.

Re: A Thank You From Michelle Obama...

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:12 pm
by soulsvr1
So Right , So Sad!

Re: A Thank You From Michelle Obama...

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 9:57 am
by Flapjack
hey man, every girl needs a vacation.

Re: A Thank You From Michelle Obama...

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:32 pm
by Element187
I'm glad to read that more people are seeing through this Alice in wonderland administration.... The idea that government should be micro managing our lives should instinctly be repulsive to all Americans.

Re: A Thank You From Michelle Obama...

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 6:09 pm
by ZeroCult
I think Obama is under paid, here in europe we have Herman van Rompuy, nobody really knows who he is (pres of EU councill) but he gets paid more then Obama, look him up, He's a real charismatic guy, im sure everybody would have voted for him if he was democraticly elected. Hes just glowing with lust for life and respect for the common man, an outlook he no doubt aquired in his years at a jesuit school.

Re: A Thank You From Michelle Obama...

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:42 pm
by teeko
I think the translation is a bit off, see below:

A thank you message from Khairiah Sabar...oops I meant Michelle Obama...

Die Americans Die!


p.s. don't supersize your fast food meal combos...OR ELSE! :evil:


Re: A Thank You From Michelle Obama...

Posted: Sat May 11, 2013 8:07 am
by ZeroCult

Re: A Thank You From Michelle Obama...

Posted: Sat May 11, 2013 10:13 pm
by Capsaicin
She's not the least bit attractive.